The Absolute Peach is a weekly comedy talk show hosted by two regular guys from England. Relaxed, funny and without scripts, The Absolute Peach is for people looking for a show that doesnt rely on wacky skits and annoying jingles.


The Absolute Peach
A wacky-free talk show where the comedy comes from real conversation. Our fans tell us they feel like they're just listening in on two buddies having a laugh.

TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 4 of 4
16 Dec 2008 at 8:15pm
The fourth, and final instalment of The Absolute Peach highlight shows has finally arrived, and brings with it a special announcement...
TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 3 of 4
30 Nov 2008 at 7:11pm
Ben hosts another collection of the best clips from Series 3. This week: episodes 11 to 15.
TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 2 of 4
10 Nov 2008 at 7:20am
The second episode in our magical adventures through Series 3 of The Absolute Peach. Not so much magical as 'nostalgical'. And probably more tours than adventures. Yeah, let's go with that. This week: episodes 6 to 10.
TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 1 of 4
10 Oct 2008 at 2:15pm
Ben hosts this 4-part mini-series, bringing you some of the best bits from Series 3. This week: episodes 1 to 5.
TAP Series 3 Episode 20 - Floor Kings & Endings
5 Sep 2008 at 6:30pm
Some folk think all that's needed in order to be successful is a talking animal. Perhaps that's what we're missing on The Absolute Peach. Should we dress up a mangy dog in kingly robes and a crown? Is that what the world wants? Let's ask Beatrix Potter. That doesn't make much sense at all, but this is the end of the series, and if it was boring and sensible you'd never forgive us. Thanks for being awesome. We'll see you soon.
TAP Series 3 Episode 19 - PJs & Roller Discos
29 Aug 2008 at 9:30am
This week we discover Joe's dark history of 90s music and roller skating, talk about the latest Disney movie, and reveal Ben's shameful eating habits of late. Plus: should a man say the word 'jammies'? Find out right here, folks.
TAP Series 3 Episode 18 - Miracles & Fat
22 Aug 2008 at 10:00am
This show kicks off with drama as Ben makes a shocking discovery about a meal he ate last week. Joe tells of how he's been dreaming about how great he is, and we review some of the worst TV adverts of recent times. Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
TAP Series 3 Episode 17 - Handwash & Hog Calling
15 Aug 2008 at 10:30am
We do a lot of things here on The Absolute Peach. But there's one subject which has always been close to our hearts. This show, we present to you some of the most idiotic people ever to grace the TAP airwaves. To add to the fun, some guy has been parking outside Ben's garage and he's not happy about it.
TAP Series 3 Episode 16 - Game Freaks & Mystery Meats
8 Aug 2008 at 7:30am
This week, we talk about words that men just shouldn't say. Along the way, Ben gets grilled about his past gaming life, we learn what our names say about us, and Joe has a list of meats. Don't ask.
TAP Series 3 Episode 15 - Chubby Chicks & Dark Knights
6 Aug 2008 at 6:00am
The new Batman movie's out. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's been out ages. The Joker is amazing. Yeah, I know. But he is though. Yeah. Cool movie. Yep. Chubby chicks in bikinis. What?
TAP Series 3 Episode 14 - Moaning Fans & Ice Cream Vans
25 Jul 2008 at 10:00am
Ooh, I don't like where this is going! I'm mildly scared that this is the end! The Peach has crossed a line! Has it? Or did we just decide to do a short show last week? A word to the Worrying Winnies: Stop it. TAP isn't going anywhere. So smile, dear listeners, and enjoy this feature-length show.
TAP Series 3 Episode 13 - Short & Sweet
18 Jul 2008 at 9:00am
Have you ever heard the saying, "It's not quantity but quality that counts"? Well, this week's episode of The Peach has neither quantity nor quality. Ok, that's not 100% true. Let's just say it does exactly what it says on the tin. And by tin we mean title.
TAP Series 3 Episode 12 - Reviews & Racism
11 Jul 2008 at 9:00am
Ever noticed how racism is just like a bad movie? No, neither have we. The main topics covered in this week's show could hardly be more different. Yet TAP weaves them into one show so expertly, you'll barely notice the seams. Plus: you love intro songs, and this week we've got not one, but two just for you. We're awesome.
TAP Series 3 Episode 11 - Sleepless Nights & Fashion Faux Pas
4 Jul 2008 at 9:00am
We're back from an unannounced week off and Joe gets the blame. We pay tribute to our American cousins and Ben tells of his most stressful and hideously awkward moments of recent times.
TAP Series 3 Episode 10 - Emails & Mediocrity
23 Jun 2008 at 5:00pm
As shows go, this one's awesome. And by awesome we mean awful. And by that we mean it's fairly average. You decide. And it's late. Maybe TAP got lazy? Lazy, lazy TAP. Enjoy the show.