One of Americas most recognized comics, Patrice Oneal, is invading the internet with his notorious brand of humor with - The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! - a weekly video podcast highlighting the most uproarious moments of - The Patrice Oneal Show.

The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!
One of America's most recognized comics, Patrice Oneal, is invading the internet with his notorious brand of humor with "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!", a weekly video podcast highlighting the most uproarious moments of The Patrice Oneal Show.

Taming the Bear
by Patrice Oneal Show
11 Jan 2008 at 3:38pm
With his producers trying to convince him to parody the viral internet video '2girls1cup' Patrice Oneal not only refuses to watch it, but also explains how white guys always think they can control 'The Bear.' ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
Abuse
by Patrice Oneal Show
7 Jan 2008 at 9:00am
Morale is an integral ingredient of production. In this little snippet, Patrice Oneal unites his entire production team by berating his director's sloppy wardrobe. It's too bad the director wasn't Steven Spielberg, George Lucas or Quentin Tarantino. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
Season One DVD - On Sale Now!
by Patrice Oneal Show
7 Jan 2008 at 12:00am
Bring home the high-resolution experience of "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!" Season One DVD, featuring the first 13 episodes of this groundbreaking, controversial web series. The DVD also includes audio commentary by Patrice Oneal providing the back stories for each episode from its conception to completion as well as many degrading tirades directed at everyone that was ever connected with the series. Get your copy of "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon!" Season One DVD!
27. Viewer Awards Show (Complete)
by Patrice Oneal Show
10 Dec 2007 at 2:03pm
Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Better than The Oscars, funnier than The Golden Globes, more important than The Grammys and less violent than the Source Awards. This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Watch all four parts of this very special episode on this page or jump directly to the part with your favorite award. ...
27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 4
by Patrice Oneal Show
10 Dec 2007 at 12:01pm
Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Part 4 contains the following categories: Most Rapiest Comment by a Viewer Award; Best Message Board Viewer Comment Award; Most Valuable Message Boarder Award. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE ...
27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 3
by Patrice Oneal Show
10 Dec 2007 at 11:59am
Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Part 3 contains the following categories: Best Greatest Moment Award; Best Most Bitch Ass Moment Award; Best Episode Award. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18. Watch...
27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 2
by Patrice Oneal Show
10 Dec 2007 at 11:53am
Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Part 2 contains the following categories: Best Guest Star Award; Best Von Standing Beside Patrice for More Airtime Award; Best Use of a Racial Slur Award; Best Tits Award. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED F...
27. Viewer Awards Show Pt. 1
by Patrice Oneal Show
10 Dec 2007 at 11:50am
Patrice Oneal is proud to bring you the first online viewer awards show of all time and (fact checking not complete) with The 1st Annual Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewer Awards Show extravaganza! A look back at the greatest moments from the 1st season of The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Better than The Oscars, funnier than The Golden Globes, more important than The Grammys and less violent than the Source Awards. This enormous event has been broken down into 4 parts for you to enjoy at your convenience. Part 1 includes the nominees for the following categories: Best Bryan Being Too Short Award; Best Dante's Awful Back Award; B...
Awards Show Teaser
by Patrice Oneal Show
3 Dec 2007 at 1:48pm
Instead of watching the 2girls1cup viral video clip, Patrice prepares the Internet for, "The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! Viewers' Awards show" - the episode that celebrates you, our viewers who watch the show as well as comment on our message boards with your beautiful, lovely, sick, disgusting, mean words. Be sure to tune in Monday December 10th for what may go down in Internet history as the single most important event of all time. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
26. God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 3)
by Patrice Oneal Show
26 Nov 2007 at 10:51am
The third and final installment of the compelling noir series that follows the mayhem of a female, serial man-rapist and the detectives desperate to stop her. Will the city ever be safe or will she make every last man her bitch? ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
25. God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 2)
by Patrice Oneal Show
19 Nov 2007 at 12:00am
A city lies crippled with fear as a female elevator rapist hunts down men and forces sex on them in elevators, leaving behind a trail of terror. Detectives begin to piece her maniacal puzzle together and need the help of a former victim to help capture her in this second installment of the "God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist" trilogy. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
24. God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist (Part 1)
by Patrice Oneal Show
12 Nov 2007 at 10:50am
A touching tale about a female serial elevator rapist whose havoc has spread fear throughout the city. Two detectives must try and solve the mystery that is man rape and the maniacal nature that entails a female rapist. If you ever wanted to see elevator man rape done right, then God Damn Fucking Woman Elevator Rapist is for you. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
23. Faggots, Faggots, Faggots
by Patrice Oneal Show
5 Nov 2007 at 12:00pm
Why is faggot still a bad word? It's meaning has evolved so much since it's conception. It should no longer be looked at as derogatory towards homosexuality. It can be used to represent many varied emotions. This week on The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice and the cast showcase the many wonderful uses of the word "faggot." ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
22. Let's Talk About Sex
by Patrice Oneal Show
29 Oct 2007 at 10:47am
On the Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice discusses the origins of sexual acts such as The Donkey Punch, the Houdini, the Poltergeist, the Blumpkin, and many, many more. Illustrations provided by Katie Glasheen, the lesbian from episode 10 "Dyke Punching." ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.
21. Halo 3 Sucks
by Patrice Oneal Show
22 Oct 2007 at 10:47am
During a break on The Patrice Oneal Show, Patrice Oneal and his production crew decided to kill some time by playing video games on the Xbox 360. After murdering all who challenged him at Halo 3, Patrice then created a monster by completely destroying his cameraman's ego while playing Madden '08. Luckily, we documented his victim's erosion. ADVISORY: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES OVER THE AGE OF 18.