Questions? Find your answers here. Mr. Biggs dispenses straight-forward, no-nonsense advice on a variety of everyday problems. Listeners call or e-mail Mr. Biggs’ live show with questions about anything and everything: electronics, cooking, etiquette, personal hygiene, automotive, affairs of the heart…no topic is off limits. Mr. Biggs owns a personal computer, and frequently browses the “World Wide Web“. This gives him access to a veritable plethora of information resources. If it puzzles, Mr. Biggs can figure it out. As heard on K-Shine 1590 AM! Mr. Biggs also shares with listeners the latest happenings and promotions at his popular restaurant
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Ask Mr. Biggs! Recycling real talk radio phone calls since 2006.
A fake talk radio show using real talk radio callers, edited into amusing context.

Show #0019 - Mr. Biggs Tweaks the Promotions Calendar
by Biggs
27 May 2008 at 9:30pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes. Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers. Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation industry. Uses popular promotions to stimulate customer activity. Laments the flavor degradation of slightly over-cooked coffee. Questions the feasibility of keeping specialty beverage consumption accessories on hand. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0019 HERE
Show #0018 - Mr. Biggs discourages pyrotechnic shenanigans
by Biggs
4 Apr 2008 at 10:47pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries. Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources. Dislikes person-to-porcelain contact. Possesses instant recall for many obscure trade-specific euphemisms. Now knows what to omit from the “special skills” section of his resume. Reveals the versatility of specialty laundry products. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0018 HERE
Show #0017 - Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV
by Biggs
11 Feb 2008 at 11:01pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes. Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends. Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition. Cautions against the feeding of feral animals. Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition. Encourages the proper sealing of refrigerated goods. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0017 HERE
Show #0016 - Mr. Biggs makes a date
by Biggs
29 Dec 2007 at 7:04pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests. Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his part-time employees. Is intimidated by compact folding blades. *content advisory* - This episode contains salty language that you’d be embarrassed to use in front of your mother. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0016 HERE
Show #0015 - Mr. Biggs demystifies natural selection
by Biggs
9 Aug 2007 at 3:38pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture. Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects. Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets. Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette. Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace patterns. Frowns upon overpriced haircuts. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0015 HERE
Show #0014 - Mr. Biggs serves the public interest
by Biggs
5 Jun 2007 at 3:33pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Steadfastly opposes the filing of fraudulent documents. Is no match for automated telephone dialing features. Appreciates brevity in electronic correspondence. Recommends repurposing everyday items to increase their usefulness. Feels it’s important to protect Dolly Parton’s good name. Expresses uncertainty about his ability to recognize less common nuts. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0014 HERE
Show #0013 - Mr. Biggs super-serves his P1s
by Biggs
29 Mar 2007 at 8:29pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is not familiar with standard Asian pronunciation rules. Argues that microwave meals are underrated. Discourages conflict resolution via physical confrontations. Tends to easily lose track of time when chatting with old friends. Can be fooled by genuine-looking certificates. Questions family alliance when money is involved. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0013 HERE
Show #0012 - Mr. Biggs salutes The Working Man
by Biggs
5 Feb 2007 at 4:36pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all contemporary colloquialisms for animal waste. Gently discourages the use of indefinite pronouns. Utilizes mnemonic devices to recall complicated processes and phrases. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0012 HERE
Show #0011 - Mr. Biggs has warm cockles
by Biggs
20 Dec 2006 at 3:03pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger?s holiday plans are. Creates spontaneous festivity with seasonal foliage. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0011 HERE
Show #0010 - Mr. Biggs dots his Qs
by Biggs
20 Nov 2006 at 4:46pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility?s ability to process phone calls. Doesn?t intend to be on the wrong side of the State Gaming Board ever again. Warns about the deceptive thermal properties of modern exhaust systems. Encourages compliance with workplace Internet usage guidelines. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0010 HERE
Show #0009 - Mr. Biggs: Actor
by Biggs
20 Sep 2006 at 6:42pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts. Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a common stereotype regarding actors. Won?t forget his firsthand run-in with Mark Wahlberg anytime soon. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0009 HERE
Show #0008 - Mr. Biggs urges consistency
by Biggs
10 Aug 2006 at 12:04pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that ?HazMat? is not an acronym. Doesn?t watch Animal Planet all that much. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0008 HERE
Show #0007 - Mr. Biggs doesn?t eat breakfast
by Biggs
18 Jul 2006 at 10:23pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn?t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager?s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn?t think the caller should tip his hand on ?that kind of thing.? DOWNLOAD SHOW #0007 HERE
Show #0006 - Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity
by Biggs
22 Jun 2006 at 10:49pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn?t care for them. They?ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes. Saves plenty of time by typing ?commercial at? rather than ?at?. Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0006 HERE
Show #0005 - Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate
by Biggs
6 Jun 2006 at 11:14pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn?t care for the new jingle. Thinks the ?Bring Biggs Coffee? promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails?when he gets around to having them read to him. Would like to whip out his yang. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0005 HERE