Questions? Find your answers here. Mr. Biggs dispenses straight-forward, no-nonsense advice on a variety of everyday problems. Listeners call or e-mail Mr. Biggs’ live show with questions about anything and everything: electronics, cooking, etiquette, personal hygiene, automotive, affairs of the heart…no topic is off limits. Mr. Biggs owns a personal computer, and frequently browses the “World Wide Web“. This gives him access to a veritable plethora of information resources. If it puzzles, Mr. Biggs can figure it out. As heard on K-Shine 1590 AM! Mr. Biggs also shares with listeners the latest happenings and promotions at his popular restaurant
ightclub, Whizzbang’s. So don’t delay. Download and enjoy the wonderful wit and wisdom of Mr. Biggs.


Ask Mr. Biggs! Recycling real talk radio phone calls since 2006.
A fake talk radio show using real talk radio callers, edited into amusing context.

Show #0030 ? Mr. Biggs makes sausage
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30 Dec 2011 at 4:00pm
Show #0029 ? Mr. Biggs celebrates five years
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7 Mar 2011 at 2:01am
Five short years ago, armed with little more than a lifetime of knowledge and an inquisitive mind, Cecil Bartholomew Biggs began his call-in radio show. Along with his dependable co-host, Roger, Mr. Biggs has tackled a wide variety of queries and conundrums from the Tri-County populace. Join us as we present to you some of [...]
Show #0028 ? Mr. Biggs tells it like it is
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4 Feb 2011 at 3:42pm
In this episode, Mr. Biggs reveals his personal approach to the nagging problem of unwanted e-mail messages from friends and family. He also takes on a complex but inevitable home plumbing issue. And he expresses his sincere appreciation for the men and women who have served in the armed forces, both past and present.   [...]
Show #0027 ? Mr. Biggs enjoys pokes
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17 Nov 2010 at 2:53pm
In this episode, Mr. Biggs clarifies several misconceptions about the effects and consequences of carelessly placed electrical appliances. Later, a lesson in both clarity and brevity. Also, a longtime listener queries Mr. Biggs about a common, but often neglected, gardening issue. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0027 HERE
Show #0026 ? Mr. Biggs doesn?t care for loud colors
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9 Aug 2010 at 11:31pm
In this episode, more practical advice from the Tri-County area?s most prolific advice giver. First, Mr. Biggs helps a listener sort out the difference between exotic foreign cuisine and more common local fare. Then we hear Biggs? take on what to do when an apartment dweller is confronted with tricky DIY repairs. Have pen and [...]
Show #0025 ? Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions
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13 Jul 2010 at 3:51pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Turns delivery mishaps into popular lunchtime specials. Combines organizational tasks with social bonding activities. Makes insightful use of visual metaphors when explaining complex, difficult-to-grasp size and/or spatial dimensions. Has no idea what happened to the missing Figure 8 Race tickets. Knows all too well about [...]
Show #0024 ? Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver
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10 Feb 2010 at 6:08pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Questions the quality of non-name brand adhesive tapes. Creates promotional offers to draw in celebrity clientele. Uses thorough search terms for optimal search engine results. Counts himself among the many who have embraced social networking trends. Champions the visually impaired and their special sensory gifts. [...]
Show #0023 ? Mr. Biggs doesn?t pigeonhole
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2 Mar 2009 at 9:39pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is skeptical about inter-species communication. Prefers subtle imagery in his musical selections. Cautions against overpressure in irrigation systems. Enjoys healthy competition with youngsters. Avoids narrowly classifying musicians. Is familiar with the concept of double entendres, but not the term. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0023 HERE
Show #0022 ? Mr. Biggs enjoys idioms
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14 Jan 2009 at 3:34pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Uses unorthodox methods to identify respiratory ailments. Reveals the secret to weight loss success. Suggests improving one’s appearance to lift spirits. Presents a variation on a popular Japanese pastime. Spreads his wisdom in 140 characters or less. Feels the financial pinch of today’s down economy. [...]
Show #0021 ? Mr. Biggs does it personally
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10 Dec 2008 at 5:35pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Places high value on personal appearance. Uses acronyms to recall helpful phrases. Dislikes being sidetracked by poor memory. Suggests better living through technology. Uses creative pricing to draw in customer traffic. Doesn’t care for video game playing. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0021 HERE
Show #0020 ? Mr. Biggs speaks Pork
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29 Oct 2008 at 3:00am
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Recommends using protective eye wear while operating power tools. Suggests a forward approach when considering workplace relationships. Warns against heeding ill-advised instruction from under-informed people. Considers unconventional bit choices when tackling non-traditional DIY projects. Uses coded language to protect the listener’s delicate sensibilities. Bestows the [...]
Show #0019 ? Mr. Biggs Tweaks the Promotions Calendar
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27 May 2008 at 8:30pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes. Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers. Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation industry. Uses popular promotions to stimulate customer activity. Laments the flavor degradation of slightly over-cooked coffee. Questions the feasibility [...]
Show #0018 ? Mr. Biggs discourages pyrotechnic shenanigans
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4 Apr 2008 at 9:47pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries. Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources. Dislikes person-to-porcelain contact. Possesses instant recall for many obscure trade-specific euphemisms. Now knows what to omit from the “special skills” section [...]
Show #0017 ? Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV
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11 Feb 2008 at 10:01pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes. Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends. Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition. Cautions against the feeding of feral animals. Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition. Encourages the proper sealing of [...]
Show #0016 ? Mr. Biggs makes a date
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29 Dec 2007 at 6:04pm
In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests. Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his [...]