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A couple guys having a few and dissecting the very fabric that makes up our society all for your entertainment

So, this meme's dead
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
6 hours ago
Well, the Double Rainbow meme was good while it lasted.  Leave it to Micro$oft to kill it.
This is why I love the internet #2
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
11 hours ago
It took less than 24 hours to catch on. Here's the remix. And check the original here. via relmvision
"Butts Arrested For Boob Murder"
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
18 hours ago
This case is a modern day Abbott & Costello routine.  It would even be funnier if someone's first name was Richard.
Real Life LOST-like mystery
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
2 Sep 2010 at 10:32pm
UVB-76.  Like the numbers out of LOST, what is the meaning behind the broadcast?  The station has been broadcasting strange buzzing patterns since 1982.  And then recently random voice transmissions.  But what is the meaning???  We need answers!
Stuck between a rock and a hard place?
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
2 Sep 2010 at 7:02pm
What a rough time it?s been so far for the 33 Chilean miners that have been trapped since Aug. 5.  But after the landslide that caused the miners to be trapped 2258 ft underground one of the men stepped up in a major way.  Yonni Barrio was able to put his first-aid skills to task and aid in helping any of the men needed it.  After he tended to those men he vaccinated himself and the other 32 miners against the flu and pneumonia.Yonni was able to do all of this because he had taken a training course 5 years ago.  That?s where he met his girlfriend Susana Valenzuela.  She, along with many of the family of the trapped miners, has been holding...
Backing up backing up backing up
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
2 Sep 2010 at 6:55pm
"because my Daddy taught me good" via internet today
Essential Life Items: My Midlife Crisis or How Bacon Saved My Life
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
31 Aug 2010 at 9:40pm
In the coming weeks I will celebrate my 36th birthday. For a guy like me who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and exercises like a sloth, it means I?m starting to venture into that dreaded ?midlife? territory. Mortality settles into my psyche and I realize that I?m not superhuman. I?ve traded in my teenage angst and drunken debauchery for a beer gut, patches of gray hair and a soul-sucking job in a cubicle. But you know what? That?s life. You?re born. You crawl. You walk. You stumble. You die. Life in 5 chapters. What?s the point to living, you ask? If life is as existentially bleak as a Beckett play, then why even bother? Well, f...
Most awesome quote from The Emmy's
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
29 Aug 2010 at 9:08pm
Carlton Cuse: "We had this statue in Lost and it had 6 toes and the network said, 'That's too wierd.'" Damon Lindelof: "So we made it 4 toes.  Boo ya!"
The meme that won't stop... please don't let it stop.
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
26 Aug 2010 at 2:01pm
It's the meme that won't stop.  The Bed Intruder will live forever.  We let you know about it in our posting of This Is Why I Love The Internet .  Now here's a cover of the Gregory Bros opus done by Paramore's Hayley Williams, New Found Glory's Jordan Pundik and Ethan Luck of Relient K.
Uh, Kathy.... Run! Run like hell!
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
25 Aug 2010 at 8:43pm
So so so many questions.  Who are you?  Who is Kathy?  And how the hell did you get so good on the nunchuks (1:35 mark)?
Happy New Year! *Bang*
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
25 Aug 2010 at 8:23pm
It's no secret that I like to party.  I'll find any excuse to throw back some brews.  Birthdays.  Weddings.  Bar Mitzvahs.  Wakes.  Wednesdays.  Hell, it's what I do.  Now New Years, that's a whole different level of partying.  For my New Years bash I usually get the festivities started right after the opening of presents on Christmas day.  For about a week my liver is screaming at me for some relief.  By the time the ball drops at midnight I'm a hot mess. Usually I'm curled up in a corner with bucket and blanket, waiting for the world to stop spinning the wrong way.  Again, that's what I do.  I party.  I think however I've met my match.  ...
"He died because he didn't believe in the power of punk"
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
23 Aug 2010 at 10:29pm
Ted Leo And The Pharmacists - "Bottled In Cork" (Official Video) from John Hodgman
Nothing like beating the crap out of rocks
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
21 Aug 2010 at 7:59pm
The writing is on the wall, Portland
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
18 Aug 2010 at 4:06pm
IB Comic 8/18/2010
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
18 Aug 2010 at 3:35pm