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Who brings a meat thermometer to the movies?
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
3 hours ago
 Like something out of a Martin Scorsese film, a Los Angeles movie goer was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.  The incident occurred after they complained about another audience member who was talking on a cell phone during a screening of the director's Shutter Island.  You know, from experiencing Scorsese's last few movies I might've stabbed someone in the neck too. But really there are two questions to be asked here.  First, who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie???  And secondly, where is the temperature reading for "Human" on a thermometer?  I suspect in between "Beef" and "Ham".
"It's Good To Be Alive"
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
11 Mar 2010 at 7:00am
    (via Garfield Minus Garfield)
Milkawhat?
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
9 Mar 2010 at 10:12pm
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million because of their Superbowl commercial that mentions a baby named "Lindsay" and implies she's a "milkaholic". Does this mean I have a case against Mikey in the Life Cereal ads from way back when? You don't know how many times I heard "He likes it! Mikey likes it!" I in fact do not like Life Cereal people... and contrary to popular belief pop rocks mixed with soda did not kill Mikey either.
Mail
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
3 Mar 2010 at 11:21pm
via Invisible Hairsuit
More proof that the Monkey Revolution is brewing
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
2 Mar 2010 at 10:11pm
Via (All That's Interesting)
We've been warning you about the monkeys...
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
28 Feb 2010 at 1:48pm
Here's proof they're going to take over the world: check out other vids here.
Fear and Loathing on Sesame Street
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
27 Feb 2010 at 5:23pm
                          (via All That's Interesting)
Heavy Rain is... well, heavy.
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
24 Feb 2010 at 8:19pm
I purchased a Playstation 3 a few months ago for two reasons; the BluRay player and the exclusive games released for the Sony platform.  So, I picked up Heavy Rain on Tuesday when it was released and so far I?m blown away.  I should preface that this game will not be everyone?s cup of tea.  If you?re one of those gamers who need instant gratification by beating a boss character or leveling up, then this game is not for you.  For those that enjoy storytelling and like to get emotionally invested in characters then this is the bee?s knees. The gameplay is context sensitive, a throw back to those ?point and click? games of games past like My...
Smelly Passenger Is Asked To De-Plane
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
20 Feb 2010 at 4:05pm
"Excuse me, sir. For the safety of the crew and other passengers, we're going to have to ask you and your horrendous body odor to de-plane." Okay, that's probably not what was said when a passenger was kicked off a Jazz Air flight because of his stench earlier this month. But how, as a flight attendant, do you broach that subject? There really is no sensitive way of beginning that little conversation: Flight Attendant: Hello, sir. Can I offer you some pretzels? Smelly Passenger: No, thank you. Flight Attendant: Cocktail? Smelly Passenger: I'm all right. Flight Attendant: Axe body spray? Smelly Passenger: Excuse me? Flight Attendant: ...
Translate any website into music
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
20 Feb 2010 at 2:51pm
So www.codeorgan.com is a pretty rad site.  Type in any URL address and the algorithms in the program translate the site into music.  Listen to what Idiot Ballroom sounds like here.
What to look for when buying a home
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
17 Feb 2010 at 11:00pm
Real Estate Agent:   So, what do you think? Potential Buyer:  Well, I do like it but... I mean the neighborhood is wonderful.  The view is beautiful.  And the price is great.  But it doesn't have that "weed smell" I'm looking for.
St. Louis, let's Google!
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
16 Feb 2010 at 9:34pm
Hey, St. Louis, here's our chance to rise above such embarrassing stigmas like being one of the most dangerous cities in the country.  Or having the most cases of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea (that was in 2009... dethroned by Baltimore.)  Now we can erase all of that like a shot of penicillin... and become the city that has the fastest internet in the country.  Google wants to give fiber optic high speed internet (speeds of 1 gigabit per second) to one lucky community.
Where Old People Go
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
16 Feb 2010 at 9:13pm
   (via www.invisiblehairsuit.com)
"Videogames? What's this all a-boot?"
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
16 Feb 2010 at 8:47pm
Oh, Canada.  You frigid, dual language speaking, universal healthcare providing, step-sister of the United States, you.  Apparently, you're new to the whole gaming world as shown in this article about a British Columbia man who reported an "ominous" conversation he had while playing against a Texas teen. There are a few bits of evidence in the article that tells me that you're still living in the year 2002: 1. The article skimped on the details whether or not reporting the kid was justified.  If so, then praise should definitely be given to the "concerned citizen" from Canada.  But I'd like to know what sheltered game lobbies this B.C. ga...
Super Mario Land Rap
by noreply@blogger.com (Keith & Mike)
7 Feb 2010 at 10:25pm
NOT SAFE FOR WORK MARIO RAP Super Mario Land Rap - Watch more Game Trailers